http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/-t1.htm A place to talk about life in general Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:46:50 GMT 10 http://i16.servimg.com/u/f16/11/31/26/02/plainl10.jpg http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/-t1.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/egyptian-man-denied-wedding-chops-off-own-member-t114.htm Xel'lotath An egyptian man who was denied marrying the girl he loved cut off his own genetailia with a hot knife, police reported on Sunday. The 25 year old man had tried to persuade his father for two years to let him marry a girl of a lower social standing than him. The young man hails from a prominant family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, where marriages are traditionally between similar social classes and rarely for love. Doctors were unable to reattach the severed organ. Via ... Life Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:46:50 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/egyptian-man-denied-wedding-chops-off-own-member-t114.htm#520 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/egyptian-man-denied-wedding-chops-off-own-member-t114.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/man-bites-off-own-penis-t113.htm Xel'lotath A resident of Brooklyn, New York was hospitalised after he was discovered by police behind a building, bleeding profusely. He was found to have bitten off the tip of his penis (presumably the glans) and is now recovering in hospital. It is unclear as to what happened to the portion of his penis he bit off. He was previously accused of violating a 13-year-old girl and sentenced to two months for misdemeanours. Since he obviously had sexual issues, do you think this was his idea of ... Life Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:36:42 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/man-bites-off-own-penis-t113.htm#518 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/man-bites-off-own-penis-t113.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/lady-turns-robber-into-sex-slave-rapes-him-for-days-t111.htm Xel'lotath A man was repeatedly raped after a failed robbery attempt at a hairdressing salon in Russia (I can't be bothered with the details, read the full report). So the hairdresser overpowered the robber (LOL WTF) and tied him up with her hair dryers power cord. She then imprisoned the man in the basement of the building while reassuring customers and other staff members she'll call the police later. She however had ulterior motives. She chained him in the basement, forcefed him viagra and ... Life Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:32:03 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/lady-turns-robber-into-sex-slave-rapes-him-for-days-t111.htm#510 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/lady-turns-robber-into-sex-slave-rapes-him-for-days-t111.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/headaches-t98.htm Xel'lotath You know, that sinking feeling?

Yeah, I feel like that right now. Thanks, Wally!]]> Life Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:57:33 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/headaches-t98.htm#433 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/headaches-t98.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/did-i-scare-u-t67.htm Huh http://www.fugly.com/media/flashdir/Game/Scary_Maze_Game.swf

click on the link and make sure tht u have the volume on]]> Life Fri, 21 Sep 2007 17:15:26 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/did-i-scare-u-t67.htm#295 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/did-i-scare-u-t67.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/u-scared-of-tarantulas-t68.htm Huh hehehehehhe im not..........ok i am afraid tarantulas Life Fri, 21 Sep 2007 17:37:38 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/u-scared-of-tarantulas-t68.htm#298 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/u-scared-of-tarantulas-t68.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/xel-sucks-t56.htm Waleed owned Xel'lotath u suck!!! Life Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:47:26 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/xel-sucks-t56.htm#225 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/xel-sucks-t56.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/another-holiday-t64.htm Ashman Im off for another Holiday later this week! Life Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:45:42 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/another-holiday-t64.htm#286 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/another-holiday-t64.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/jelly-or-pudding-t63.htm Huh ]]> Life Mon, 13 Aug 2007 16:36:45 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/jelly-or-pudding-t63.htm#276 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/jelly-or-pudding-t63.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/lunch-t62.htm The Search for Pawnage Why? I think of cold food as a sort of dessert or supplementary meal.
Why make this thread? I was bored ]]> Life Sun, 12 Aug 2007 14:15:43 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/lunch-t62.htm#272 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/lunch-t62.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/away-t60.htm Ashman ]]> Life Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:35:24 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/away-t60.htm#257 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/away-t60.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/holiday-t49.htm Xel'lotath
My family and I are going to Dubai.

I'll be gone for about 2 weeks so in the meantime, the Admin (Ashir) will do what I do, although there isn't much to do really ]]> Life Mon, 23 Jul 2007 22:28:40 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/holiday-t49.htm#157 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/holiday-t49.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/i-m-back-t58.htm Xel'lotath So I come back from holiday and I find several (crude and childish) posts from Waleed insulting me . I insult your general intelligence quite often, but you don't do much to make matters better for yourself Waleed. As a Mod I can't ban you, but your posts are way too funny anyway. In any case, these forums are finally becoming more lively . Life Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:32:59 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/i-m-back-t58.htm#245 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/i-m-back-t58.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/i-like-cheese-t45.htm X I like cheese! Any comments? Life Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:05:30 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/i-like-cheese-t45.htm#142 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/i-like-cheese-t45.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/pharoah-t36.htm X
This was inspiered by the Pharoah emote ]]> Life Tue, 03 Jul 2007 23:54:23 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/pharoah-t36.htm#111 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/pharoah-t36.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/tv-t50.htm Xel'lotath Seriously, most of the time I turn on the TV, nothing's on. WTF mate, WTF. Life Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:31:48 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/tv-t50.htm#176 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/tv-t50.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/the-other-forum-t46.htm Ashman I just thought that id tell you off the 'other' forum. I had created another forum similar to this one using another provider and was in two minds whether to use that or this one as the Ashmans forum, evidently this one was the one I used but I just thought Id mention the other one . For those of you who are curious the other forum is at http://ashman.freeforums.org . Life Sun, 15 Jul 2007 22:41:37 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/the-other-forum-t46.htm#143 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/the-other-forum-t46.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/uni-over-t29.htm Lichen

this is phil btw ;D

[Edited into one post. Please don't spread messages through multiple posts - Xel]]]> Life Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:28:42 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/uni-over-t29.htm#70 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/uni-over-t29.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/r-kelly-trapped-in-the-closet-t39.htm X I was on youtube today and somehow ended up watching R Kellys stuck in a closet music video. It was amazing how stupid the whole song was. I mean it lasted for 12 'episodes' and the guy sings his sentences! I had to watch all 12 episodes simply because it was just so funny! Now Im not saying that all R Kellys songs are crap or anything, its just this series of songs he did are just absurd! If he makes money from this then good on him! P.S. Check out Weird Al Yankoviks version of the song ... Life Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:00:54 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/r-kelly-trapped-in-the-closet-t39.htm#131 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/r-kelly-trapped-in-the-closet-t39.htm