http://ashman.forumotion.com/feed/? Latest topics Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:46:50 GMT 10 http://i16.servimg.com/u/f16/11/31/26/02/plainl10.jpg http://ashman.forumotion.com/feed/? http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/egyptian-man-denied-wedding-chops-off-own-member-t114.htm Xel'lotath An egyptian man who was denied marrying the girl he loved cut off his own genetailia with a hot knife, police reported on Sunday. The 25 year old man had tried to persuade his father for two years to let him marry a girl of a lower social standing than him. The young man hails from a prominant family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, where marriages are traditionally between similar social classes and rarely for love. Doctors were unable to reattach the severed organ. Via ... Life Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:46:50 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/egyptian-man-denied-wedding-chops-off-own-member-t114.htm#520 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/egyptian-man-denied-wedding-chops-off-own-member-t114.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/man-bites-off-own-penis-t113.htm Xel'lotath A resident of Brooklyn, New York was hospitalised after he was discovered by police behind a building, bleeding profusely. He was found to have bitten off the tip of his penis (presumably the glans) and is now recovering in hospital. It is unclear as to what happened to the portion of his penis he bit off. He was previously accused of violating a 13-year-old girl and sentenced to two months for misdemeanours. Since he obviously had sexual issues, do you think this was his idea of ... Life Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:36:42 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/man-bites-off-own-penis-t113.htm#518 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/man-bites-off-own-penis-t113.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/nintendo-ds-f8/the-dsiwtf-t112.htm Ashman Ok so the Nintendo DS comes out and I think it to be a gimmicky crappy grey piece of crap that wouldnt hold to its previous counterparts....oh how I was wrong. Then the new DS lite came out which blew away any lingering doubts I had over the popularity of Nintendos new play toy. I bought one and I was happy, very happy in fact. I didnt think a gimmicky touch screen handheld could actuallly be so much fun. I hadnt realised at that time that Nintendo had been an ass to their previous fans ... Nintendo DS Mon, 20 Apr 2009 07:53:12 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/nintendo-ds-f8/the-dsiwtf-t112.htm#513 http://ashman.forumotion.com/nintendo-ds-f8/the-dsiwtf-t112.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-3-f3/valkyrie-chronicles-t110.htm Xel'lotath This game is truly an underappreciated gem. It was released in November last year (sometime around then) and hasn't really sold well outside of Japan. However, when I downloaded the demo from the PSN store, I was amazed. Being a fan of the FF Tactics series, I was interested in the SRPG elements it contained, along with some third person shooting elements in it's combat. From what little I know, the story also looks to be interesting albeit very similar to the start of FFXII but with ... Playstation 3 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:16:13 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-3-f3/valkyrie-chronicles-t110.htm#509 http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-3-f3/valkyrie-chronicles-t110.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/lady-turns-robber-into-sex-slave-rapes-him-for-days-t111.htm Xel'lotath A man was repeatedly raped after a failed robbery attempt at a hairdressing salon in Russia (I can't be bothered with the details, read the full report). So the hairdresser overpowered the robber (LOL WTF) and tied him up with her hair dryers power cord. She then imprisoned the man in the basement of the building while reassuring customers and other staff members she'll call the police later. She however had ulterior motives. She chained him in the basement, forcefed him viagra and ... Life Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:32:03 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/lady-turns-robber-into-sex-slave-rapes-him-for-days-t111.htm#510 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/lady-turns-robber-into-sex-slave-rapes-him-for-days-t111.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/rants-f12/the-banner-t99.htm Xel'lotath
Nice one Admin

If you could work in my current display picture, then I'd be happy.]]> Rants Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:03:51 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/rants-f12/the-banner-t99.htm#440 http://ashman.forumotion.com/rants-f12/the-banner-t99.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-3-f3/eternal-sonata-for-the-ps3-t103.htm X ]]> Playstation 3 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:56:33 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-3-f3/eternal-sonata-for-the-ps3-t103.htm#482 http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-3-f3/eternal-sonata-for-the-ps3-t103.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/dragonball-evolution-initial-budget-wrong-t106.htm Ashman ]]> Random!!! Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:49:08 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/dragonball-evolution-initial-budget-wrong-t106.htm#486 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/dragonball-evolution-initial-budget-wrong-t106.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/happy-new-year-t102.htm Ashman .

Come on guys keep the forum alive!]]> Random!!! Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:04:26 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/happy-new-year-t102.htm#480 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/happy-new-year-t102.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/cheese-cake-t108.htm Waleed owned Xel'lotath Cheese cake is amazing what do you think? Random!!! Sun, 19 Apr 2009 01:52:00 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/cheese-cake-t108.htm#494 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/cheese-cake-t108.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/kick-ass-cheap-t-shirts-t109.htm X www.chaoshippo.com and we have just started selling t-shirts so we only have a few designs up for now but we hope to expand our range as soon as we make enough money. Have a look!]]> Random!!! Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:55:40 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/kick-ass-cheap-t-shirts-t109.htm#501 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/kick-ass-cheap-t-shirts-t109.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/rants-f12/this-is-what-will-happen-if-u-play-alot-of-world-of-warcraft-t53.htm Waleed owned Xel'lotath well if you play alot of that game you become life this guy. The point to this is dont get addicted to world of warcraft it will make you homeless, you will loose your family and have to beg to get lessons to fight ninjas? Rants Thu, 26 Jul 2007 18:06:08 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/rants-f12/this-is-what-will-happen-if-u-play-alot-of-world-of-warcraft-t53.htm#193 http://ashman.forumotion.com/rants-f12/this-is-what-will-happen-if-u-play-alot-of-world-of-warcraft-t53.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-3-f3/star-wars-forced-unleashed-t97.htm Waleed owned Xel'lotath
BUT!

the ending was Utter Crap.]]> Playstation 3 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:51:10 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-3-f3/star-wars-forced-unleashed-t97.htm#411 http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-3-f3/star-wars-forced-unleashed-t97.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/got-a-new-blog-t105.htm Ashman http://ashman.byethost16.com and leave comments on my blog!


Ashman]]> Random!!! Mon, 30 Mar 2009 12:25:25 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/got-a-new-blog-t105.htm#485 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/got-a-new-blog-t105.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/pc-f16/free-gigatribe-offer-t107.htm Ashman I just thought that I would mention that there is a free offer of 3 months use of Gigatribe available through the www.ashmansreviews.co.uk site in case anyone is wanting a nice freebie. The offer is available upto the 24th April 2009 so there isnt that much time left for you to bag a freebie! You can get the promotional code here! Christmas has come early here at Ashmans Reviews PC Tue, 14 Apr 2009 08:53:16 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/pc-f16/free-gigatribe-offer-t107.htm#487 http://ashman.forumotion.com/pc-f16/free-gigatribe-offer-t107.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/xbox-f7/do-u-like-the-xbox-t9.htm Waleed owned Xel'lotath
do u like the xbox

yes :

no :]]> Xbox Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:40:43 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/xbox-f7/do-u-like-the-xbox-t9.htm#25 http://ashman.forumotion.com/xbox-f7/do-u-like-the-xbox-t9.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/awsome-smiles-that-should-be-uploaded-t101.htm Huh I know there is a limit for smiles so you wont be able to upload them,but here is my favourite ones Random!!! Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:35:19 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/awsome-smiles-that-should-be-uploaded-t101.htm#470 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/awsome-smiles-that-should-be-uploaded-t101.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-2-f6/ps2-or-ps3-t93.htm Huh Which one do you think is better Playstation 2 Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:37:09 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-2-f6/ps2-or-ps3-t93.htm#387 http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-2-f6/ps2-or-ps3-t93.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/sony-psp-f9/psp-3000-t86.htm Huh Hell yeahz Sony PSP Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:59:43 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/sony-psp-f9/psp-3000-t86.htm#348 http://ashman.forumotion.com/sony-psp-f9/psp-3000-t86.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/gamecube-f5/sonic-adventure-1-or-2-t91.htm Huh
Which was better? i think Sonic adventure 1]]> Gamecube Wed, 05 Nov 2008 14:48:37 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/gamecube-f5/sonic-adventure-1-or-2-t91.htm#362 http://ashman.forumotion.com/gamecube-f5/sonic-adventure-1-or-2-t91.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/xbox-360-f4/new-call-of-duty-game-t88.htm Huh
Alert has been made


Please check out the alert at the third post before asking any questions]]> Xbox 360 Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:14:48 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/xbox-360-f4/new-call-of-duty-game-t88.htm#352 http://ashman.forumotion.com/xbox-360-f4/new-call-of-duty-game-t88.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/gameboy-advance-f10/gameboy-advance-forever-t31.htm X How long will it be before the gameboy advance bites the dust and becomes another thing to collect dust? Its been out for a while now and there is still a large fan base for it but now that the ds can play gba games how long do you think the gba will last? GameBoy Advance Thu, 28 Jun 2007 07:34:18 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/gameboy-advance-f10/gameboy-advance-forever-t31.htm#72 http://ashman.forumotion.com/gameboy-advance-f10/gameboy-advance-forever-t31.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/who-would-win-t100.htm Huh

Xel vs Anger management

Waleed vs spelling test

you decide]]> Random!!! Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:19:02 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/who-would-win-t100.htm#465 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/who-would-win-t100.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/headaches-t98.htm Xel'lotath You know, that sinking feeling?

Yeah, I feel like that right now. Thanks, Wally!]]> Life Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:57:33 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/headaches-t98.htm#433 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/headaches-t98.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/nintendo-wii-f1/need-a-wii-t83.htm X Well its been a while since the Wii made its debut and it seems to have totally kicked all the other consoles asses with its sales figures (Well done nintendo I take my graduate cap off to you). I now feel like getting one aswell as an xbox360 too bad i dont have the cash....anyone willing to donate money to a good cause?? Nintendo Wii Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:45:04 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/nintendo-wii-f1/need-a-wii-t83.htm#334 http://ashman.forumotion.com/nintendo-wii-f1/need-a-wii-t83.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/older-consoles-f13/play-station-t51.htm Huh well you can tell my thread is about the play station 1.i still like it.if u ever did tell what was your fave game for it]]> Older Consoles Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:49:36 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/older-consoles-f13/play-station-t51.htm#186 http://ashman.forumotion.com/older-consoles-f13/play-station-t51.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/guess-whos-back-t96.htm Waleed owned Xel'lotath
With my improved Spelling Skills]]> Random!!! Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:24:22 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/guess-whos-back-t96.htm#403 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/guess-whos-back-t96.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/pc-f16/u-like-counter-strike-t12.htm Waleed owned Xel'lotath hey,
all u css players look out cos im on the loose im a pure css hack and im with ....... lol soo watch out i dont muck up ur server :p

anyways vote in my poll
[Not only are you proving your sheer idiocy to the Internet, you're openly admitting to hacking which is not tolerated on these forums. Also, attend some English classes.]]]> PC Wed, 06 Jun 2007 21:02:05 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/pc-f16/u-like-counter-strike-t12.htm#28 http://ashman.forumotion.com/pc-f16/u-like-counter-strike-t12.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/technology-gadgets-f15/antivirus-software-have-you-protected-your-pc-t95.htm heavensangel After stumbling onto a link about viruses I was stunned to hear at the sheer power that viruses can have over your own PC/Labtop! The extract I read described the 10 biggest and most effective viruses to hit the world wide web since the 1980's and was stunned to find that some of these viruses can lie dormant and only come into play on a certain date in the year and so forth....If you are interested I have posted the extract's address, http://tech.uk.msn.com/features/article.aspx?cp-documentID=7028313 There ... Technology/Gadgets Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:37:21 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/technology-gadgets-f15/antivirus-software-have-you-protected-your-pc-t95.htm#398 http://ashman.forumotion.com/technology-gadgets-f15/antivirus-software-have-you-protected-your-pc-t95.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-3-f3/assassins-creed-awesome-t75.htm X ]]> Playstation 3 Thu, 22 Nov 2007 18:57:53 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-3-f3/assassins-creed-awesome-t75.htm#314 http://ashman.forumotion.com/playstation-3-f3/assassins-creed-awesome-t75.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/nintendo-ds-f8/favourite-games-for-ds-t28.htm X Whats your list of favourite games for the DS? Mines so far are: Phoenix Wright Phoenix Wright 2 Hotel Dusk Final Fantasy III Contact And of course Elite Beat Agents!! [It'd be nice if you could explain why those games are your favourites. - Xel] Nintendo DS Mon, 25 Jun 2007 23:33:32 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/nintendo-ds-f8/favourite-games-for-ds-t28.htm#69 http://ashman.forumotion.com/nintendo-ds-f8/favourite-games-for-ds-t28.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/technology-gadgets-f15/oyster-cards-t92.htm heavensangel ok when I was introduced to the oyster cards to travel around london i liked the idea of pay as you go but had my reservations-after reading up about them i was surprised at THE CLAIM, how they are designed to charge the cheapest fare!?I'm not sure how that works and am not totally convinced with the claim-if you spend more money over a year travelling by your oyster card than if you travelled using a one year travel card-would you be refunded the difference?i think not! Also when you go to a ... Technology/Gadgets Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:20:48 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/technology-gadgets-f15/oyster-cards-t92.htm#379 http://ashman.forumotion.com/technology-gadgets-f15/oyster-cards-t92.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/did-i-scare-u-t67.htm Huh http://www.fugly.com/media/flashdir/Game/Scary_Maze_Game.swf

click on the link and make sure tht u have the volume on]]> Life Fri, 21 Sep 2007 17:15:26 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/did-i-scare-u-t67.htm#295 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/did-i-scare-u-t67.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/tea-t94.htm X
]]> Random!!! Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:37:21 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/tea-t94.htm#390 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/tea-t94.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/technology-gadgets-f15/paper-thin-displays-t20.htm Ashman I thought it was amazing when they brought out plasma displays that were like tablets compared to the normal televisions you got at the time. Then they started to bring out LCD display after but now Ive heard that companies are in a race to produce paper thin displays! Sony have apparantly came up with the best solution so far with their 'groundbreaking' paper thin displays. An article on it can be seen at http://www.smh.com.au/news/technology/sonys-groundbreaking-paperthin-display/2007/05/26/1179601745292.html. ... Technology/Gadgets Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:57:20 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/technology-gadgets-f15/paper-thin-displays-t20.htm#51 http://ashman.forumotion.com/technology-gadgets-f15/paper-thin-displays-t20.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/barack-obama-to-be-president-t90.htm X I was avidly watching the elections in America unfold last night but then went to sleep at around 3 am when I just couldnt keep awake. In the morning I wake up to what was predicted to be the election of Barack Obama, the first black president of America. It was exciting to me for something like this to happen because in my view this was something that very few people would have predicted at the very beginning of the American elections. I personally didnt think it would happen but it did and ... Random!!! Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:25:21 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/barack-obama-to-be-president-t90.htm#358 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/barack-obama-to-be-president-t90.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/new-beta-version-of-msn-live-messenger-t79.htm X Has anyone else been offered to test the new BETA msn live messenger? Ive loaded it up just now and its AWESOME! The layout has changed somewhat and there are cool little extras been added as well probably to add a change to msn so that people don't get bored of it. Random!!! Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:40:13 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/new-beta-version-of-msn-live-messenger-t79.htm#319 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/new-beta-version-of-msn-live-messenger-t79.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/battle-of-the-randomness-t87.htm The Search for Pawnage This post is to finally conclude a long-lasting conflict between a few of the greatest rivals in Random history.... Cast your vote now to see which warrior will prevail in the midst of one of the most epic battles in history... Random!!! Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:12:25 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/battle-of-the-randomness-t87.htm#351 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/battle-of-the-randomness-t87.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/pc-f16/what-is-your-favourite-game-t22.htm Ashman ]]> PC Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:21:42 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/pc-f16/what-is-your-favourite-game-t22.htm#53 http://ashman.forumotion.com/pc-f16/what-is-your-favourite-game-t22.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/the-ultimate-showdown-t89.htm Huh http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM&feature=rec-fresh]]> Random!!! Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:02:06 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/the-ultimate-showdown-t89.htm#357 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/the-ultimate-showdown-t89.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/rants-f12/wtf-is-going-on-t84.htm Huh How come my avatar isn't showing Rants Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:20:57 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/rants-f12/wtf-is-going-on-t84.htm#344 http://ashman.forumotion.com/rants-f12/wtf-is-going-on-t84.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/im-back-t85.htm Huh

Here is a vid to celebrate my return]]> Random!!! Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:48:23 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/im-back-t85.htm#345 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/im-back-t85.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/huzafas-reserruction-t80.htm The Search for Pawnage
ps - I fart excessively]]> Random!!! Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:53:36 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/huzafas-reserruction-t80.htm#320 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/huzafas-reserruction-t80.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/chat-feature-now-available-t78.htm Ashman
You have to be logged in before you can see the chat box at the bottom of the forum.

Isnt this going to be fun! Its a shame that on average there is 1 person on the site at any one time but hopefully we can change that!]]> Random!!! Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:13:30 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/chat-feature-now-available-t78.htm#318 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/chat-feature-now-available-t78.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/ive-really-messed-up-this-time-t81.htm Ashman www.ashmansreviews.co.uk .]]> Random!!! Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:40:30 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/ive-really-messed-up-this-time-t81.htm#323 http://ashman.forumotion.com/random-f17/ive-really-messed-up-this-time-t81.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/u-scared-of-tarantulas-t68.htm Huh hehehehehhe im not..........ok i am afraid tarantulas Life Fri, 21 Sep 2007 17:37:38 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/u-scared-of-tarantulas-t68.htm#298 http://ashman.forumotion.com/life-f11/u-scared-of-tarantulas-t68.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/sony-psp-f9/ignore-this-t77.htm Xel'lotath lol just checking Sony PSP Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:01:08 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/sony-psp-f9/ignore-this-t77.htm#316 http://ashman.forumotion.com/sony-psp-f9/ignore-this-t77.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/older-consoles-f13/sega-dreamcast-t82.htm Huh ]]> Older Consoles Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:35:47 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/older-consoles-f13/sega-dreamcast-t82.htm#332 http://ashman.forumotion.com/older-consoles-f13/sega-dreamcast-t82.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/xbox-360-f4/halo-3-t72.htm Xel'lotath
I might - but I have very little money right now
I haven't played either of the previous Halo titles either, so should I bother with the third?]]> Xbox 360 Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:30:46 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/xbox-360-f4/halo-3-t72.htm#305 http://ashman.forumotion.com/xbox-360-f4/halo-3-t72.htm http://ashman.forumotion.com/rants-f12/i-had-the-money-t47.htm Huh ]]> Rants Mon, 23 Jul 2007 13:49:45 GMT http://ashman.forumotion.com/rants-f12/i-had-the-money-t47.htm#150 http://ashman.forumotion.com/rants-f12/i-had-the-money-t47.htm